Wednesday, July 23, 2014

I Tried To Find Love By Sniffing Strangers' T-Shirts At A Pheromone Party

The theory of pheromone attraction is obvious. Squirt your wazzoo behind your knees. Boys like wazzoo. They smell it. Boom. Boys move unconsciously towards you as their Cro-Magnon brains are short-circuited by so-much heady wazzoo aroma.
I Tried To Find Love By Sniffing Strangers' T-Shirts At A Pheromone Party

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